Sam Birnberg, Sports Editor
Howdy, I’m Sam, sports-editor extraordinaire and the seventh coolest person on staff. I’m a senior, so I can’t wait for those discounts at the movie theaters. My spirit animal is the one and only Zizhongosaurus and I enjoy long walks around the C-Hallway. Catch me cruising down the highway listening to country tunes or Birn-in’ it up on the dance floor. I own a couple of belts, including the second degree black-belt from years of karate. In the spring, I’ll be the one making a racket on the tennis courts. I’m a diehard Vikings fan and can’t wait to watch them play in the Super Bowl. If you see me around, make sure y’all say hi (and I might even say hi back).
