Kirby Goodman, Writer
Hey pals! I’m Kirby Goodman, but most people just call me Kirbasaur. Most people know me best though my husband, Harry Styles. I came out of the womb wearing ice skates, and seventeen years later, I still haven’t taken them off, so I have some pretty bad blisters. Some things, like coffee (which I strongly dislike), are best when they’re hot, but I’m best served over ice. When I’m not doing spinny things on knives I’m probably writing in my super fancy planner, not understanding jokes, or taking down the patriarchy. If you don’t hate the patriarchy I might cut you with my blades. Also, #ImWithHer.