Peter Johnson, Print Editor-in-chief
Editor-in-chief here! My official name is Peter August Johnson, but I insist my staff calls me Auggie-doggie. I listen to sick beats that degrade women, but yolo it’s ok am i rite????????!!!!!!!!!!!1 I have won at least three magic tournaments in my lifetime and sleep with my trophies to try and regrow their magic powers of victory. See my on ‘the Pub’, I’m the star on that show as well as in real life. If you see me in the hall, feel free to applaud.
